things i was supposed to do this weekend:
- so many
things i did this weekend:
- none of that
When I was 5 I suffered from a temporary total paralysis of my legs. Couldn’t move them at all. It only lasted a week but of course it really freaked my parents and doctors out.
I still don’t know what caused it. At the time the doctor’s claimed it was ‘growing pains’ and google has been unhelpful in telling me what it might have been.
what do you mean i can’t solve all my problems with vodka and red lipstick?
well well well. if it isn’t my old friend, the dawning realization that i fucked up real bad
*someone insults my favorite goalie*
YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAMN WHORE MOUTH