Sh*t Evgeni Malkin does: 

lazyandg:

  • Decides to buy Alien/Predator sculptures in Dubai and have them shipped to Pittsburgh to guard his driveway

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  • Puts a scarf on the sculptures when it snows

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  • Wears rocket shoes over the sea

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  • Cuddles lions

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  • Gets kissed by dolphins

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  • Takes a polar bear selfie

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  • Swims with a whale shark

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  • Dresses like a sultan while in the Burj al Arab in Dubai

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  • Flexes while wearing just a towel and being pelted by sprinklers (also at the Burj al Arab in Dubai)

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  • Tours bunkers of former communist Soviet leaders

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  • Takes photos with the Stanley Cup….while using a urinal

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  • Catches a hammerhead shark….then has it stuffed

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  • Paints teddy bears

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  • Takes photos mocking drunk friends

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  • Dresses like this 

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  • And this 

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  • Pretends to be a sculpture

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  • Plays with actual sculptures

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  • Shoots large guns

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  • Visits bath houses (complete with authentic Russian hat)

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  • Embarrasses himself in front of dignitaries

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  • Falls asleep in flower beds

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  • Beats up small children

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  • Takes selfies with the goal cam

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  • Plays himself in odd Russian movies

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  • Wears 4 sets of pool floaties simultaneously

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  • Has a crystal Stanley Cup

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  • Wears eyeball glasses

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  • Hangs from the guns of tanks

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  • Thinks everyone looks better with his face

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  • Owns Halloween

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  • Wins

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(via elvenenchantress)



say not the struggle (27946 words) by torigates [AO3] 

torigates:

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Royalty, Alternate Universe - Arranged Marriage
Summary:

At nine years old, when his mother started talking about arranging Sid’s marriage, he hadn’t thought too much about it. She would find him someone in one of the Maritime Provinces, maybe Quebec. If really pressed, Sid might have imagined going to one of the Prairie Provinces, or maybe somewhere in the United Kingdoms of America. He never thought about being far away his family, because it literally never occurred to him that it might be something that could happen.



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timelockedonthedeathstar:

spockoship:

They need better shirts in starfleet

#KirkProblems

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1 day ago - 1,318 notes - spockoship
#star trek #heh

dzolamboto:

oregonfairy:


The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.

this always gives me chills


Insane.


This thing is absolutely massive. I saw it while flying into Narita Airport. I was still about a mile up and I could see it clearly.

dzolamboto:

oregonfairy:

The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.

this always gives me chills

Insane.

This thing is absolutely massive. I saw it while flying into Narita Airport. I was still about a mile up and I could see it clearly.

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1 day ago - 318,282 notes - psychedelicfoxes
#japan

frostlawyer:

Things I Should Be Doing

  • so many

Things I Am Not Currently Doing

  • any of that

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1 day ago - 160,286 notes - aroharveyspecter
#oops



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missceliabowen:

Chris Pine leaving Skylight Books on Sunday (Jul 28, 2013) in Los Angeles.

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exoticwild:

I have a ‘to-read’ pile as massive as my existential crisis.

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1 day ago - 23,894 notes - exoticwild
#about me